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I didn't really succeed in posting every day in November. Frankly, life is not that interesting right now. Or at least I don't think it would be to LJ. I have been learning a lot recently. For example, our company uses 6S and Kanban which are fascinating. And in a lot of ways obvious.

And my Iraqi coworker told me today that there are blonde Iraqis, which I find extraordinary.

my fucking god Hob Nobs are delicious. Yum yum.

• 17:05 Gah, stupid work! Going to miss the first 3-4 hours of the senate debate #hcr #

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Welp, I almost made a majority for posts here per day in November. Almost!

Thanksgiving was nice, went to Mom's house and ate until we almost burst. Played Wii Sports for a lot of it, which was a nice way to waste an afternoon! Melody and Todd brought their wee one over, he's so adorable. So in between cute baby and cute doggy, it was pretty um, cute.

Besides some trepidation, I hauled myself out to the Horse Brass on Friday. (Was having one of those nobody likes me everybody hates me wahhhh days.) But it was great, lots of chatting and arguing about Joy Division v New Order and generally being drunk at people. Apparently our bar tab came to 14 pitchers and somewhere around 50-60 pints of beer. For 20. Yikes.

Did nothing all day Saturday, wanted to head to Orycon but couldn't muster the umph. Scowled at the tap every so often as we were under a boil water warning due to E. Coli in the Washington Park reservoir. What the fuck. 3rd world problems! Portland, such a nice place but don't drink the cheesing water.

Went and watched the Wigan v Sunderland match and have a full English breakfast first thing Sunday (first thing meaning 11:30am) with Pip at the Horse Brass again. He wanted to do something that reminded him of home. It was a decent game, but Wigan could not keep control of the ball. Sunderland, if they had a good striker, could be deadly. Wigan ended up winning 1-0, despite their nail biting incompetence.

We also found a place where we could buy Ribena, Aero and chocolate Hobnobs for my Pip. Oh and a little shop over off 82nd and Belmont sells Quality Street in tins. OMG. He was pretty happy. We were volunteering out of 82nd on Sunday afternoon through Hands on Portland. This mission? Sell Christmas trees for L'Arche Nehalem. We didn't get many in, but we had a good time with what we did sell.

Bought a case of bottled water and discovered the boil warning was lifted.
....
Yeah.

Things are ok. Christmas is creeping up. I want to go look at the pretty trees over in the convention center this weekend!

• 19:17 Heading to the Horse Brass to watch Wigan V Sunderland #
• 19:21 Dammit. Can't drink the water in Portland :( #
• 22:15 Whoa, what happened to Grenade? #
• 02:16 We didn't sell many trees but it was fun. #
• 02:17 YAY! Can drink the water again. #
• 02:49 omg wtf 15 drivers. Stop missing your turns! And people stop talking to them so they miss their turns. gah #

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:D

Just in case you guys didn't know about this! Pip didn't and thought it was hilarious.

http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/jezebel/full/~3/BbCK9Hwwx9s/food-for-thought

The president pardons a turkey every year :3

You know, I don't give a fuck if this makes me intolerant or whatever.

http://community.livejournal.com/sf_drama/2625398.html?thread=422226038#t422226038

Lolicon is just 100% not ok. Writing it makes you a sick fuck. Sry2say

Seriously people, boundaries.

My boss kicked me out around 2:00, so I played Bloons Tower Defense 4 for a few hours. Had a few turkey related mishaps but managed to get the thing roasted. Met up with Pikey and headed to Embers where we drank, a lot, and didn't dance at all. Anna showed up with her friend Kristin and omg totally ran into a girl I used to volunteer with!

Got in at the Roxy before the other drunks did and had 1/2 of a plate of chili cheese fries. Yummy.

:DDD It was a good night.

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!!

• 06:33 HEE. @embers for yearly goth night. #
• 07:18 The trad goth has left Embers :( no Cure or Mode all night #

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• 18:36 @Chi910 I'm so sorry about what the teabaggers said to you. Keep up the good work! Lots of love to you and your family. #
• 18:42 @Catherina6429 What you said about the Houghs was disgusting. Way to get the publicity you want. #
• 19:10 Catherina Wojtowicz is basically a lunatic: www.streetwisepundit.com/chicago-tea-party-leader-threatens-to-shoot-blogger.php #
• 19:22 OMG more about Catherine Wojtowicz: www.catherinawojtowicz.com/ Am glad I'm in Oregon and not Illinois. #
• 21:16 @decidedlyright that you don't think I have a clue means I certainly do :D #
• 16:45 @dclobbyist lol douchebag #
• 16:49 Hahahhaha. CLA group PowerPoint: www.slideshare.net/dclobbyist/the-c-l-a-group-power-point-1316086 Pretty much the worst ever #
• 16:51 @dclobbyist Does #CASA know what you think about Universal Healthcare? They had such nice things to say about you before. #
• 16:53 @dclobbyist Only one group on retainer huh? American Congress of Rehab Medicine. Is tweeting part of your fee? 6,000 doesn't seem a lot. #
• 16:54 This is who the CLA group (ie dclobbyist) is currently working for: www.acrm.org/about/index.cfm #
• 16:56 @dclobbyist You probably need some PowerPoint lessons. #

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• 18:06 #hrc I don't imagine Blue Cross's significant campaign contributions are coloring Orrin Hatch's arguments at all. #
• 19:57 @SarahPalinUSA Thank god most people think you're a idiot and won't listen. #
• 20:03 @shortgirlkk check opensecrets.org and check the senators against public option. Most have contributions from Blue cross or other hc #
• 20:04 @prayernetwork I'll pray they give the poor healthcare and women choices. #
• 20:06 @blanche4senates So I don't imagine Blue Cross's campaign donations have anything to do with you being against #publicoption? #
• 20:13 #hrc #senatedebate highest group to contribute to burr Pharmaceuticals/Health Products $262,267 #
• 20:17 #senatedebate #hrc This fake conversation thing the republicans are doing is just stupid. #
• 20:32 #senatedebate #hrc Senator Cornyn: Health Professionals $763,013 $631,963 $131,050 campaign contributions #
• 20:33 #senatedebate #hrc Healthcare Gulag? WTF #
• 20:34 #senatedebate #hrc Shut up Corker with your little circle jerk #
• 20:36 @JohnCornyn Do you even think about what you're saying? That little girl would be protected under this legislation. #
• 20:37 @JohnCornyn and you going against this bill has nothing to do with the $760,000 you got from "health professionals?" #
• 20:38 @mcwbr You didn't see Orrin Hatch reading fake letters. "Random" #
• 20:39 @decidedlyright That isn't passion. That's lobbyists. #
• 20:40 @TomCoburn That's why Medicaid/Medicare needs to be overhauled. Duh. #
• 20:42 @TomCoburn Well, that's why people need a public option, so they can get care because the current system is broken. WTF is wrong with you? #
• 20:45 @TomCoburn No, it restricts the amount of profits that can be used from insurance premiums. It has clauses to protect people from gouging. #
• 20:47 #hrc #senatedebate lol Corker has government run healthcare #
• 20:48 @lorrinevil You idiots really believe that shit don't you? #
• 20:49 #hcr #senatedebate Hatch couldn't give a fuck about babies. He cares about getting cash from Blue Cross. #
• 20:50 #hcr #senatedebate Hatch, that's called the appeal to authority fallacy #
• 20:52 #hcr #senatedebate No, there's no we about running the government into the ground financially. There's you, with your wars. #
• 20:55 #hcr #senatedebate Hatch is so transparent. Oregon has high unemployment and both of our senators are yay #
• 21:02 Have to stop reading #hcr #senatedebate topics on twitter too many people believe the lies. #
• 21:05 @usvoteout dumbass #

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